Monday, October 26, 2009

My Top 15 Horror Film Picks for Halloween!

In the tradition for Halloween films, I decided to compile a list of my all-time favorite horror films. This is just in no particular order. I think these would be great choices for a halloween night! So be prepared to kick back with a friend or loved one and check these flicks out this halloween!


Let the right one in (2008)
Perhaps the best vampire film in the past decade or so. Unlike any vampire film that has come before. A definite reccomend!

Evil Dead 2
Can't go wrong with this one! Sam Riami at his prime! The best combination of horror and humor! You can't help but love this film! Check it out!!

Saw
The one flick that changed the horror scene in this generation. For better or worse. I enjoyed the hell out of the first one.

Near Dark
A great Vampire flick from the director of The Hurt Locker. The ALIENS cast in this and Bill Paxton and Lance Hendrickson are freakin awesome in this flick! Definitely one of the better vampire films of the past 25 years!

Halloween
A Horror film from the 70's that stands up really well and is actually scary. Forget the remake, the original was made with a real intention and is scary! John Carpenter is the man!

Friday the 13th remake
A remake that is better than the original. Just a great remake that took the best elements from the original films and brought them to a new generation.

Nightmare on Elm Street
Freddy Krueger is an amazing villain and horror icon! This is definitely the best of the series and I whole heartedly recommend this horror fest!

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original or Remake)
Both films have a cannibal who wears a mask made of human fresh and wields a chainsaw! Nuff said! A horror classic!

28 days Later
A great reinterpretation of the zombie genre! Such a a fast and frenetic pace that is pulse-pounding!

Dawn of the Dead
A great zombie satire and a fuckin gorefest! Gots to love this flick!

The Thing
John Carpenter is a tension building genius and delivers a great movie monster! Awesome film!

Alien
Ridley's Scott's amazing film! This introduced the notion of horror aliens and is a fantastic film!

The Lost Boys
A fun and campy vampire film that is a lot of fun to watch!

Child's Play
A classic killer doll movie! Awesome flick!

The Shining
Stanley Kubrick's fantastic horror film! A trip into madness and Jack Nicolson is there to welcome you in. CHECK IT OUT!

Ok So you are sick of the classics and want something that came out more recently? Alright go out and check these out!

Trick or Treat
Word around the campfire is that this is destined to be a cult-classic! Gots to check this out and soon!

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Orphan
A surprising good killer kid movie! Great twist at the end and not a bad film by far! Check it out!

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Drag me to Hell
This is one of the more awesome horror films and it's funny as shit! It's a return to form for Sam Riami! If ya loved Evil Dead, then by all means check this out!!!

Alright guys! Enjoy your Halloween weekend!!! Check these flicks out and have fun!

Till Next times folks! Take Care!!!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Saw Movies (From least to greatest)



Here is my list for the all-time best Saw films from least to greatest!

#6. SAW V
While this saw was definitely the worst of the bunch, I felt that this one was just filler. It lead up to nothing really and didn't present anything interesting that we hadn't seen before. although not terrible, it just was a bit of a letdown. Not as interesting as the previous films.
RENTAL
6 of 10

#5. SAW IV
This one was good in the fact that it kept up the energy and it was for all intents and purposes a Saw film! This one was surprising that it did keep Jigsaw a critical part in the film, but in flashbacks. While this one was more surprising in the fact that it showed the series did have some legs to last a few more pictures. I am willing to believe that this one was a great start off point for the 2nd trilogy!
RENTAL
6 of 10

#4. SAW VI
Easyly the best of the 2nd trilogy! I dug this one more for the questions it asked and it was more satisfying than the last 2 films. This is what this 2nd trilogy was building up to. While this one is still a good movie, the ending seems a bit shoe-horned in with a character's conclusion that I felt the producers may have decided to keep it around for another sequel to be made. Overall, a satisfying Saw film!
MATINEE
7 of 10
#3. SAW II
I thought a sequel was warranted and as soon as I heard James Wan wasn't going to direct it, I had little hope in this sequel. I think that this film surpassed my expectations. This one decided to crank up what the last film had to offer in terms of the traps. This one was just a fun time to watch and just was gorey as hell. I dug this sequel!
FULL-PRICE!
8 of 10

#2 SAW III
This film was actually better than the last. I thought it had improved when they decided to revert back to an introspective story and fewer characters, it was mote satisfying to watch and get the emotional connection to each of the characters. I thought that the gore was definitely cranked up a few notches and it was trurly hard to watch in some scenes. The actors were also signifcantly more better than the last few films as there was some talent behind this one for the leads. The traps were elegant and satifyingly gruesome. I easily the best sequel of them all.
FULL PRICE!
8 of 10
1. SAW
Nothing could top the original for me. I felt that this one was made with at least an actual intent on making a good movie. Bad acting aside, this one was directed decently enough. I thought that the film had a great hook, and it did deliver for me. The thing about this film was that it wasn't about the gore, it was more about the connection of the dots. The traps play a small part in the film and the aftermath is what sells the scene. This one was more subtle in nature and didn't try to become a gore fest. Overall, I thought the film was tightly constructed and it had a great plot and the storyline was good. This movie was an intense experience and it was a mix of old and new styles. This redefined the horror genre for this generation.
FULL-PRICE!
9 of 10

Here ya go guys! Check this films out because unlike Friday the 13th or those other horror franchises, Jigsaw is maybe the most fascinating of all the characters out today. These are a decent series of films and I do enjoy it for they are.

Saw VI + Paranormal Activity REVIEWS!

Hi guys! I decided to catch a double feature before the halloween weekend! I thought I'd give ya a double review!

First off

Saw VI

While this has a all of the elements of a Saw film, this was actually quite a surprise for me. While I think that this film won't garner new fans to the series, but this one holds up as a solid horror film. I've always liked the character of Jigsaw and this film actually has you sympathize with him for who he has gone after. Also the main story-line is actually interesting to the point where these traps are all well-conceived to where they people an emotional test for the audience as they are for the characters. Granted this is not great material, but it is one of the better written of the Saw sequels since the first 3 films. The traps do not disappoint and neither does this sequel. The positives have more to do with the story and it's a great close to Jigsaw's storyline and all of the major questions are solved, but it still leaves it open for a new film. The negatives of the film is that the acting apart from Tobin Bell (who is still great after 6 flicks) but the cast are all bad. Costas Mandylor is still terrible and I hate his character.

Overall, not a bad sequel to Saw. I dug it and thought that the film was good enough to redeem the series. You can take it as a satire that points out the flaws in the healthcare system, the traps are all elegantly constructed and great, and the story-lines are starting to wrap up. Saw VI is what the fans wanted from a Saw movie since Saw III. Easily one of the better films in the series. It is a MATINEE! Check it out!
7 of 10

Next Up

Paranormal Activity

I thought this film was quite Effective! It used no gore effects and it had enough legitimate scares that will pull you in and leave you in your seat just creeped out. While not as scary and amazing as people lead you to believe, it's a solid thriller. The film is a typical couple moves in story and all of this crazy stuff starts to happen. It's not particularly a great storyline, but the execution of the film is what drew me in. The lack of answers and the way these events unfolded were paced just fine. There are a number of scenes here that are just uncomfortable to watch and there is no monster in the picture. Just a force of nature and it's about how these kids make all the wrong choices and how their story concludes. The postives of the film have to be the set-pieces and the pacing of them. Each of the set pieces build up in tone and just leave you on the edge of your seat. The negatives is that the acting can become quite bad. Some of the moments just didn't play out real to me despite how realistic the filmmakers tried to make it. The situations take major leaps of faith in terms of what these characters would do.

Overall, with these minor complaints I found the film to be a breath of fresh air. While it maybe comprared to blair witch, I found this a much better film. It employed real scares with legitimately scary and creepy sequences. These sequences made me feel uncomfortable to where the film connected with me on that fear of being messed with in that vulnerable state of sleeping. Overall, I'd say this a a MATINEE! Not the masterpiece and becoming one of those overhyped films, it is a strong recommend to see this with a crowd or on a date and just have fun. I enjoyed it quite a bit.
(7 of 10)

Here ya go guys!!! Hope ya enjoyed and check these out soon during the weekend. Definitely a great time with a midnight screening crowd, friends, or with a date!

TAKE CARE GUYS!!

Friday, October 23, 2009

My Top 5 Children's Films


With the recent release of Spike Jonze's Where the Wild Things Are; I decided to complie a list of my top 5 favorite kid's movies. (In no particular order)
Here ya go!

The Incredibles
A fantastic story about a mid-life crisis set in the background of a superhero movie. There are so many parallels to the Watchmen that this film has and rips off a bit. But still a great kid's movie!

Up
Just easily of the best kid's films that is about finding the adventures in your life when you can't see them yourself. It is also a profound and deep story about how being in love or feeling love is the greatest adventure of them all. Great film!

Toy Story 1 and 2
Fantastic films that capture the playfullyness of toys, but incorperates a deep parable for rejection and coming to terms with that. Great films!

The Lion King
Despite my gripes with this film about how capitalism is ever present in the film, but I dug the film for what it was. It's a deep story and I thought it delivered an emotional punch. I dug it a lot!

Nightmare Before Christmas
I dug it alot despite my gripes with Tim Burton. This film doesn't talk down to kids and it's just a great time watching it for the first time! Great film and a technical achievement!

HONORABLE MENTION
Labyrinth
Awesome puppet filled movie and a great introduction to David Bowie...and little Bowie. Great film!

There ya go! For all you young parents out there, you can safely show the kids these films and just watch their eyes as they are blown away!

Black Dynamite REVIEW!



If I was to describe this movie in one word?...DYNAMITE! God! I enjoyed the hell out of this film! This is a perfect send-off of old classic blaxploitation films. This film captured that vibe of a very low budget film that just had one thing going for it: a cool ass character and the biggest leading man for the role. I don't even think I can go as far as to call the film a parody, because while it is hysterically funny, it doesn't hit you with the jokes as blatantly as it some other spoofs do. This film has a heart to it and it takes it's subject matter seriously to a certain extent. This is more of a film inspired by that nostalgic era in the 1970's where you just had these rushed shoe-string-budget films come out on the market. These movies were the equivalent of what a direct to video movie is these days. These films were made for a certain crowd and it was made to be just a fun time. This film nails that vibe and I ended up loving the living hell out of this film.

The script...is utter crap. Like the films that this was inspired by There is no reason for this film to exist apart from the fact that they want to make a film that had a black cop busting crime, doing kung-fu, kicking a lot of ass, sticking it to the man, and having his way with the ladies. Black Dynamite is that film that escaped from the 70's and brought into today's world. The story is just overly cheesy. The script is full of plot twists that undercut the previous plot twists. Flashbacks are used to tell stories about how characters came to be when it is not needed. It also has a ridiculous conspiracy involving malt liquor. All of this leads up to a last act that just becomes truly unbelievable. Does this mean the film's story is bad? Yes! But is it boring to watch? NOT BY A LONG SHOT! All of these flaws serve to help the film reach that level of entertainment where you can just sit back and enjoy the film's flaws for once. The script maybe mediocore, but it's just a lot of fun to watch! The film is freaking hysterical. The writers definitely knew what it wanted to be and they did a great job in making a retro-feeling blaxploitation film! There are tons of great one-liners, action sequences, fight scenes, deaths, and gags that you are just going to really dig the hell out of. It's just a treat to walk into this movie and just laugh all throughout!

The acting overall is bad. But it's purposefully bad. It's not painful to watch, but quite the contrary, it makes the fun just so damn enjoyable and fun to watch. The main actor that sticks out here is Michael Jai White's performance as Black Dynamite. He has a presence that is reminiscent of a Shaft-like character, but you don't watch this film for one second and think about Shaft or any of the classic characters of this genre. Black Dynamite sticks out among the crowd and he is fucking awesome! You can't help but cheer when this character is just kicking ass and blowing shit up or laugh hysterically when he tries to deliver a line that holds a semblance that resembles serious emotionality. Michael's performance is spot on. When the performance is off, he knows. That is the whole point! This is classic blaxploitation character that is just badass and is everything a man wishes he could be and do! Just a hysterical performance!

The one thing I walked out of this film really enjoying was the cinematography. The film was shot on a super 16mm camera and what that does is just give the film just a high contrast feel that it was made for dirt cheap. But it works to the film's advantage and the cinematography almost becomes a character in the film. There's not much to say about how the film looks. It looks like crap. The lighting is horrible, but that is the intention. The editing techniques employ a lot of the fads that was present such as split-screening during the action. Or having long periods of green-screen work that clearly couldn't be ok in any other film apart from this genre. Or even having stock footage of a car blowing up or a big budget effect. They all stand out, but it's just a hysterical thing to watch onscreen!

THIS FILM IS THOUGHLY ENTERTAINING! There are so many gags for the film buffs and the movie loving crowd that you just forgive the film and you take these "flaws" as the tone of the film! Not in a while was I more happier to just watch a "bad" film and just walk out of it really loving it. All I can say is that Tarrantino and Rodriquez are going to be pissed off. This is how you really pull off exploitation films! Unlike Tarrantino's and Rodriquez's Grindhouse (2007), this film nails that look, tone, and feeling of a exploitation film. From the script, to the acting, and the editing; this is a hilarious film inspired by the blaxploitation era. When you see all of the flaws in this film, you don't think it's a letdown or a betrayal of the filmmakers. You come to love it as it's own thing and it's not a flaw after the first few minutes. These flaws are the films biggest strengths because it is these flaws that make it so damn hysterical. This film took the best parts of blaxploitation and just made them so fuckin' fun to watch! This film is even better than the trailer and it lives up to the promise of just being a fun film to watch! This is one of the funniest films to come out all year. I certainly had a blast watchin this film! It's undeniably a high FULL-PRICE!!! Go check this out with some friends and have a blast! CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Where the Wild Things Are REVIEW!



If I was to describe this film in a word, I would have to say its "childhood." The film is Spike Jonze's way of telling kids that childhood is a great time, but sooner or later; we all have to grow up. The main point of this film is set behind the idea of what it means to grow up and what it means to take your own temperature as a child. Spike Jonze nails so many sentimental and emotional beats that it just becomes such an inspiring a great ride into the imagination of this little boy.

The story line was told well. I think Spike Jonze and Dave Eggers did a fantastic job adapting the very short book into a feature length kid's story. While there are some flaws, the positives of the screenplay supersede any of the inherent flaws the film has overall. The storyline is about childhood and the pain that comes with growing up and just realizing that it's time to move on and face yourself. It's a kid's movie, but it's a kid's movie of a different sort. This is the type of kid's movie that parents take their kids to if they want to find out the harsh realities in life and how we all have to grow up sooner or later. The great part about the film is how they channel Max's childhood feelings and thoughts into the creatures. You feel that these creatures are strong and dangerous, but gullible, naive, and with the thought process of a child. You know what, that's exactly what they are! Why would they believe that Max is a king? Because it is his imagination. These creatures want that person to look up to take care of them and nurture them...just like Max. The film delivers some of it's mature thematics in an eloquent and beautiful way that you feel this film is transcendent of the genre.

The acting of the film is quite strong. While in the opening act of the film you see exactly how out of control Max is and why he is feeling as he is, but you don't really fall entirely in love with him at the start. You're not supposed to. He is a normal kid that is not trying to impress anybody and he is doing his own thing, while others have moved on and grown up or just need to better their own lives. That comes in direct conflict with Max as he is comfortable being a young kid, not growing up, and causing trouble. This is directly communicated fantastically by newcomer Max Records. He delivers such a great performance as this out of control kid that you sense there is a change in him by the film's end. You start off not liking his character, but his character really does grow on you and you feel a connection to his character in this magical world. All of the other voice actors all do a great job with their roles. The casting of James Gandolfini as Carol is a brillant move on Spike Jonze's part. His voice puts you on an uneasy path because James' voice is menacing and it is everything it needs to be to convey the feeling that these creatures are fun, but he is unpredictable and dangerous. The parrallels between Max and Carol are just so brillantly told that you sense that Max is needing to change his own ways or else he'll stay being that wild and unpredictable in his home life. It's only until he gets a taste of what it feels like to deal with him that it starts to make Max do something he'd thought he'd do: Grow up. The acting was just great. Catherine Keener was great in this film in the small part she plays, but Mark Ruafflo is a bit wasted in this film. Overall, great acting in the film by both the humans and the creatures.

You can't talk about this film without mentioning the spectacular work of the creature effects. The creature facial work is done so well that the blend of CGI and practical effects become seamless. It works as a storytelling device and you don't feel these creatures are being held back by any means. These creatures look fantastic! The cinematography of the film also is amazing as well. The movie is so well composed that you sense that magic that is evident in each frame. It's just a stunning visual treat!

While I did like the film a lot, there are some flaws. The film tried a bit to hard to not talk down to kids to the point of it having a real crisis of identity. It doesn't want hold back mature themes, but the film carries a feeling of melancholy that you don't know what to make of it when the film's magical moments are over. The material covered seemed a bit too depressing and shoe horned in. Another flaw I found was that the middle of the film dragged for a bit too long and seemed as if it had nothing to do for a while. They are building this city...for what really? it seemed a bit like they ran out of ideas for Max and the wild things to do that the middle section of the film didn't live up to what the film had to offer with the first couple of acts, thankfully the last acts of the film pick it up. The film just seemed to be a bit hallow despite of what it tried to convey to the audience. It also seemed to be a children's movie, aimed at adults. It has a high nostalgic factor for adults that most don't know what to make of it. It's just a bit all over the map, but it didn't detract the film for myself.

Spike Jonze has captured what it means to have to come to that age where you know you are getting older and need to mature. He captures the spirit of the book effectively. His film is a beautifully told sentiment about growing up in a rough time. Most important of all, it's about how when we are in our most vulnerable, we turn to our own imagination to find solace. Overall, While not the movie we expected, it's still very enjoyable. it wasn't trying to conform to the formula of it being a kid's film, but it's transcendent of it's own genre. This is a dark and deeply emotional, but a bit hallow at the same time. This is a FULL-PRICE movie to me. This is a special film and I enjoyed it quite a bit!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

A Serious Man REVIEW!


The Cohen brothers time and time again have managed to both make high caliber films as the classic Fargo (1996), The Big Lebowski (1999), and my personal Favorite: No Country For Old Men (2007). They have also managed to make films that are less than impressive with films like The Ladykillers (2004) and the "intolerable" Intolerable Cruelty (2003). But with this film, by the finale of the picture; I didn't know how to feel about it. I knew that I liked it, but I couldn't tell how much I liked it.

Before I go any further: This Film is VERY JEWISH! The basic premise of the film is about a Jewish father and husband, who is watching as his life goes down the drain. His marriage is falling apart, his relationship with his kids is questionable, and his brother won't stop loafing around the house. While the premise of the film is not something that is different, the structure of the film is very unique. The questions about what kind of film this is going to be is set up with a great opening sequence. This opening sequence establishes the vibe that film is going to be; which is a black comedy. While doing that is fine, I am guessing that some people aren't going to get that at first. The black comedy in this film is taken to a realm of little color. The story is so dark and deep to an extent that you can't help, but feel so very bad for the lead character. You just sit there for the runtime and watch how this man's life is truly going down the toilet. That is the whole point to this film. Without giving off too many spoilers, the whole arc of watching this man's life fall apart is paid off with a deep, heartwarming, and mature concept that you forgive the pain you underwent watching this film. That isn't to say the film is bad by any stretch. The story reaches a point that is heartbreaking and painful to watch, then it provides that little ray of hope for these characters that makes the experience payoff. The script in this film is excellent! The Cohens harken to the dry humor that they are well known for. It's dry humor, but you almost have to work hard to see past the grimness and the heartbreak of what the Larry character is going through, but there are some laughs to be had this film. It is structured well, but this is definitely another film in which the Cohens have definitely broken the rules of cinema 101.

The acting of the film is....well can you say apart from "It's the Cohen Brothers movie!" This acting on this film is great! Everyone has their moments! Fred Melamed as Sy Ableman definitely has a great and humorous part in this film. His scenes with the Larry character is just so uncomfortably hilarious to watch and Fred does a great job with that role. Richard Kind as Undle Arthur is funny in most of his scenes and you end up liking that character quite a bit. The one standout of this film has to be Michael Stuhlbarg as Larry Gopnik. He carries this film all-through and he delivers a subdued performance that allows you to read into his eyes. He is very introverted, but he delivers a lot to tell through his eyes. He delivers a pain and a likable quality at the same time in which you start off not liking this character and by the end of the picture, he wins you over. I definitely enjoyed watching Larry's arc of the picture the most and he delivers the standout performance! The cinematography of the film is very great as well. The Cohens are back with their regular cinematographer from No Country For Old Men: Roger Deakins. Deakins delivers a great visual and subdued style that works with the picture! The film is just really well shot and it works!

The negatives of the picture depends entirely on the audience. While I know that people love to be thrown curve balls in movies, the Cohens pull the rag from under you. The ending of the picture is definitely abrupt, but it's definitely going to be one thing the audience is going to be split on! While it works for the picture, many do argue that it should be clear as to what happens and it shouldn't be left to our imagination. I was split on it. I didn't want it to end like that, but I got exactly what the directors were trying to do with the film after I saw the film. If you take it, it can be good thing. A key theme in the film is that life sometimes has no answers and it pulls the rug from under you at the wrong time. The film's problem is that it's unclear if most audiences would go through with that again.

Overall, this film is a black comedy that is a surprise and a worthwhile check. I wasn't into the film when I started watching it, but the film won me over. I did get what the Cohens were trying to do and they definitely break the rules of Cinema, but I did like them all for it after the picture was done. The script is great, the cinematography is great, and the acting is good too. This is a FULL-PRICE movie! I dug it!

Till Next time take care guys!